These are some crazy hamsters we've got this year. Natalie got upset because Victor commented on how a pair of pants she was wearing were dragging on the floor. He also said she was adding too much cheese to the food she made. (Dude, if you don't like it, don't eat it. Fix something yourself.) James, Bronte, Bridgette and Tiffany were in the room while Natalie vented her frustrations with Victor. Jozea, acting as the house Messiah, came in to try and patch things up between Natalie and Victor.
Meanwhile, out in the yard, Jozea's disciples, Victor and Paul were talking about how disgusted they are with the girls in their alliance.Victor then went inside to try and patch things up with Natalie. Jozea then came out and told his disciple Paul, that James was in there egging things on. Natalie and Victor made up then Paul tried to enter the room but was forbidden by the girls who want to have a girl talk. Paul leaves the room and Bronte follows him telling him that James is causing all the trouble.
Bronte tells the almighty Jozea and his disciples Paul and Victor that James told Natalie that Victor had asked Nicole out on a date. (I have no idea if any of that really happened, but I didn't see it and Natalie didn't remember it so it could just be Bronte trying to stir up more trouble.) This angered both Paul and Victor, then Jozea and Bronte worked for a bit to calm down Paul who was getting very riled up. (I'm guessing he wanted to go on a date with Victor instead of Nicole?) Jozea wanted to call yet another house meeting (he wants a house meeting roughly every hour of the day) but decided against it.
Bronte said she wanted to send James back to Hong Kong. (He's Korean-American, so I'm not sure why she wants to send him to Hong Kong, but these aren't the brightest hamsters in the cage.) Paul wants to tear James a new, hmmm . . . . how to phrase this so I won't get poofed? Shall we say excrement evacuation orifice? Paul called James a "little Korean man." (See? They do know where he's from!)
The brave disciple Paul has vowed to Jozea that if Jozea gets voted out that Paul will show his frustration with the infidels by punching one or more in the face on live TV. (Reminder to self, have lots of popcorn and refreshments ready for Thursday night's show.)
The almighty Jozea, having seen his ally Bridgette laughing with the condemned man Paulie, has now decided she is unfit to be in his presence. (No worries there, Jozea's leaving tomorrow so he won't have to worry about that much longer.) The disciple Paul suggested they vote out Bridgette instead of Paulie to show their displeasure, but the all knowing (Ha!) all wise (Ha!) Jozea said no. It was best still to remove Paulie.
Meanwhile on the somewhat saner side of the house, Davonne is continuing to have nonstop paranoia which is slowly spreading through her allies. Davonne has deep suspicions about everyone in her alliance with the possible exception of Nicole with whom she has a final two deal. (Nicole also made a final two deal with Frank, so Nicole's in pretty good shape.) Davonne's paranoia now has her allies looking at Tiffany askance for no real reason and they're considering becoming an alliance of seven instead of eight and tossing Tiffany aside. (Note to Eight Pack. Get rid of Davonne and you'll be farther ahead.)
And that pretty much wraps up what happened overnight and early this morning. Expect tensions to remain high today as tomorrow's eviction day is looming. Paulie's and Bridgette's apparent lack of unease at being on the eviction couch alongside the great Jozea is starting to make Jozea's disciples ponder the unimaginable, life without Jozea. But fear not, Jozea has assured them that he has the votes to survive. (He doesn't.)
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