And the madness continues! Jozea continues to believe that he's safe and staying in the house. He 'knows' he's got Zakiyah and Davonne on his side and that's all he thinks he needs. He's convinced he's got Paul, Victor, Natalie, Bronte, Bridgette, Davonne and Zakiyah at the very least and likely James and Frank. Meanwhile, Natalie has figured out that Jozea is in big trouble and she is being wooed by both Frank and James to join their side of the house. Natalie seems to be planning to still vote for Jozea to stay, but then reevaluate things after she sees how the vote goes. Of the Jozea disciples, she's the one least likely to be surprised when Jozea goes. She'll be going, "I told you so!"
Natalie tried to convince Bronte and Bridgette that the house would vote out Jozea, but she didn't gain much ground. Bronte is solidly pro-Jozea. Victor, Bronte, and Natalie are still planning to throw the HOH comp tonight so James won't be safe. They think James is the mastermind of the house and they really want him gone. James is also planning to throw the HOH comp so Victor and Bronte won't be safe. About the only way the Eight Pack won't be winning the HOH would be if Paul can defeat Davonne and Zakiyah. Frank's team of Frank, Paulie, Michelle and Bridgette would seem the most likely to win HOH.
Yesterday was Nicole's birthday, so there was a brief celebration for that. Bronte, incapable of hiding her dislike of Nicole, refused to wish Nicole a happy birthday. An oversight that Nicole noticed and that has kept Bronte near the top of Nicole's hit list.
Tiffany has had yet another emotional collapse after getting a lecture from Frank. She doesn't understand how he can talk to her like that. Tiffany's not especially stable mentally. How much of that is a ploy and how much is real is hard to know. Michelle and Paulie were dispatched to calm down Tiffany. Tiffany is likely on her way out of the Eight Pack alliance. Paulie really wants to be sure he's got her vote to stay and Tiffany still seems likely to vote with the Eight Pack.
Jozea is convinced that his side of the house is perfectly safe for the next six weeks and then when it's just his allies left in the house, they'll draw M&M's or Skittles to determine who has to be evicted each week. That way it's fair. (Yeah, I'm sure the rest would go along with that.) Jozea's not the sanest hamster in there. His lack of knowledge of the game is amazing to watch.
Jozea is planning an obscenity filled rant if he's evicted. He's talked about walking out the back door instead of the front. (Not a chance as BB locks down the house.) Victor was told by production that he can't punch someone in the face if Jozea is evicted. He's very disappointed about that. Paulie is planning to turn to Jozea on the couch after the last house guest has voted and whisper in his ear, "Say hi to Julie for me." It should be an interesting night.
A source at the Big Brother Branch of the Psychic Friends Network has released the following transcript of what they foresee happening tonight.
Julie: "By a vote of 7-4 Jozea, you have been evicted."
Jozea: "No Julie, that's not ****ing right! You count those ***ing votes again!"
Julie: "Jozea the votes are 7-4 to evict you. You must leave the house."
Jozea: "I'm not going! I own this house! These are my people! I'm their Messiah, their Obama, their CEO, I'm the glue that holds this place together! I'm not leaving!"
Julie: "Jozea, the house has spoken. You must leave the house."
Jozea: "**** all of you! I'm not going!"
Julie: "Jozea, you must leave the house."
Jozea: "You can't make me leave! I'm staying! I want the five hundred thousand dollars and I'm not leaving!"
Julie: "Jozea, you have no choice in the matter. You will leave the house now."
Jozea: "**** **** **** **** ****!!!!"
Julie after listening to a counselor who's advising her: "Seriously? Okay then. Jozea, you are a butterfly. A beautiful, gorgeous butterfly."
Jozea: "Yes! That's it! I'm a beautiful butterfly!"
Julie: "And the rest in the house are moths, but you're a beautiful butterfly. You don't belong with the moths, you belong with the rest of the butterflies. Come out and join the butterflies!"
Jozea: "I'm not going! You can go back to Hong Kong or wherever it is you came from, but I'm not leaving!"
Julie turns to someone off camera and says: "Give me that Taser. I'll Tase his scrawny backside and drag him out myself!"
Jozea: "I'm not going! You can't make me go! These are my people! I'm like a god to them!"
Julie: "Someone tell Grodner and Kassting they're fired for casting this moron. Send security in and drag his scrawny tail out of there!"
The cameras briefly go out and a scuffle can be heard in the background along with lots of cursing and tears. When the cameras come back on, Jozea is handcuffed and shackled to a chair and gagged.
Julie: "Jozea, you'll nod your head up and down for yes or side to side for no. Do you understand?"
The hand of a security guard grabs Jozea by the hair and tilts his head forward and back indicating he understands.
Julie: "Good. Now the first question. Are you the biggest idiot we've ever had on Big Brother?"
The guard tilts Jozea's head forward and back enthusiastically.
Julie: "Yes. I have to agree. Are you sorry for causing all this trouble?"
The guard tilts Jozea's head forward and back again.
Julie: "Well, you should be. You have a contract that you signed. You agreed to abide by the rules. You knew what you were getting into. You could have had a chance to go back into the game, but given your behavior tonight, we're removing you from the game. You've violated the terms of your contract therefore you've sacrificed your stipend and will be required to compensate CBS for the damages caused to the house in removing you. You will now be placed in a limo (put him in the trunk, mutters Julie to an aide) and driven off the lot. Goodbye, Jozea."
Tonight's show has the potential to be one of the best in recent memory. This is a seriously divided house with two clear sides that are both convinced they're in control. The half that's not in control (Jozea's group of Paul, Victor, Natalie, Bronte and Bridgette) will be in for quite a surprise tonight when they learn the truth. Tempers will be flaring and frustration will be as high as it ever gets in the house. The live feeds after the show tonight should be fantastic. Expect Davonne and Zakiyah to come under serous fire from the Jozea side of the house. Frank and James have given hints that they're not solidly behind Jozea, but Davonne and Zakiyah haven't. As far as Jozea's side of the house is concerned they're solidly with them and that betrayal will make those two the biggest targets for abuse. They expect Corey to vote to evict Jozea, so he shouldn't take a lot of heat. Nicole's not voting so she should be fairly safe. They already hate James. Frank could take a lot of heat, but he has hinted that he'll vote with the house and he'll likely tell them that he learned just before the vote that the house was voting out Jozea, so he joined them. This will likely be a good night on the feeds. We could see Jozea's side just sulk off and have a funeral for him like we saw for Cappy and Jessie in previous seasons, but this group seems a bit more volatile. I wouldn't be shocked to see an ejection or two happen tonight. Tensions will be very, very high. It should be a fun night.
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